stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman


12 hours ago | 298313 | from sarahmendesx | source

Last December.

That’s the last time I was really happy.

6 months clean, longest period of time I’d gone without using since I was a kid in the White House.

The fish bowl, you know, as they call it.

The bubble around the president’s family. All the highs, the judgements, the expectations.

Made me feel very alone. My twin brother could handle it but me… not so much.


Hello Ye Cutest Arm Nubs Mcnubbycutes.


Can I just say that Middle Earth is nowhere near America…..

"Someone will always hate what I say. There’s always going to be somebody spitting blood about my wooden-faced, toffee-named, crappy acting."

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

12 hours ago | 772786 | from sarahmendesx | source

  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

12 hours ago | 396432 | from aphfandoms | source


do you ever just think about when you first joined a fandom it was all like, “holy shit how am i meant to remember the actors’ names”, but now you can tell everyone apart from their butt



New from J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore’s Army Reunites At Quidditch World Cup Final

Important things to take away from this: 

  1. No one has managed to buy the Daily Prophet and fire Rita Skeeter (why? it’s well worth the money).
  2. Harry is still living an active and adventurous life years after Voldemort’s defeat (I knew he was an adrenaline junkie).
  3. Ron is going bald.
  4. Harry and Krum have kept in touch over the years and are, presumably, still good friends.
  5. The wizarding public knows about the Horcruxes and that the trio destroyed them.
  6. Hermione is a rising star in the Ministry of Magic (like that’s a surprise).
  7. Luna is as eccentric as always, and has made peace with her dad. 


things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok


u all think that sebstan is just a phase that everyone is going through but i dont think u get it. sebstan is here for at least nine more movies. there is no escape.

1 day ago | 3959 | from chillybucky | source

Loki’s mind is far afield.

1 day ago | 3683 | from chillybucky | source

Your father, he helped give us the atomic bomb. Now, what kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?

1 day ago | 1006 | from lucifucker | source